Popular Searches in Porn

Whether we like it or not, we are all different! But we can agree that we all like porn! Some more than others, but I don't think that there's a person that didn't watch at least a porn movie in his life. Sex is everywhere, even in mainstream media! You can't outrun it! But what makes us all tick? That's the beauty of pornography! Everybody wants something different! Some like to see hot lesbians scissoring and rimming, others prefer grannies or have mommy issues... and then there are the simple folks that stick to the classic boy on girl action. Google is a large playground and people search for the funniest and sometimes sickest things. But who are we to judge them? 

In this article we will try to find out what are the most popular and also the funniest things that people are looking for in their quest for the perfect masturbation session. Let's check out the trends from the glorious year of 2015 first! In 2015, the top search was the keyword lesbian. You might think that men enjoy watching two hot lesbians getting it on, but you are wrong! Nope! Women like it too! That's one of the reason that lesbian movies are on the head of the list, because a lot of girls are looking for it! The runner up is "teens"! While the most popular keywords among women are things like lesbians, squirt, black, threesome or cartoon, men are more twisted. Their favorite searches involve step moms, step sisters, teens, milfs and moms.

In 2016, the trend remained pretty much the same, lesbians keeping the first place! Step mom, milf, teen and step sister are right behind. Somehow, a popular video game cracked the top 20. I'm talking about Overwatch porn! A lot of gamers want to see their favorite characters fucking. Seems fair! But if we pay attention at certain zones we will see some interesting things. For example, Russia and South America prefer "anal"! Meanwhile, hentai dominates Japan and the guys from the United States prefer step moms. What about you? What do you search for when it comes to porn?

Different pages

Occasionally, we are not on the same page at all, he and I. We were having a perfectly innocent conversation about sex and recovery after childbirth (in the context of a friend of his). "There's pretty much a month of recovery before you can have sex again" he informs. "Is that why they call it blowjob month?" I tease. "Uh... yeah, that's pretty much the last thing either of you are thinking about..." (well, he--being a dad twice over--would know). I give my best rakish smile and flick my eyebrows upward in the come-hither-waggle, "Speaking of blowjobs... I want to give you a blowjob right now". "I want to give you a baby". Oh. Well then. That is not the retort I expected to an offer of a perfectly good blowjob.


I am working on something very specific with the goal of healing not one person, but two who need it very much. I am one of those two persons. I will do the very best that I can on this. If you have been reading since the beginning, then you truly know that I desperately need to heal. If this succeeds. I will make some very specific changes in this blog. The first change will be that I will go back and remove certain posts. The second change will be to go back and edit certain posts. After that. On the presumption that this anger which has consumed me has been dealt with. The very tone of my blog posts will change. Now that is something I look forward to. So if you commented on a post that finds itself removed. Please do not take offense. I will freely admit that it will be selfish on my part to remove things that have been a source of pain, or a memory of that pain.

I can't Even

Why would anyone want to have sex in an airplane bathroom? I can't even fathom. Dirty, cramped... It's like so many other fits of sexual fancy; they're much, much better in theory than in practice. Sex on the beach? Sand in the crotch. In other news, it's so crazy-busy that this is the only picture I've managed to snap even though I've been camped out in hotel rooms for days now. What day is it, even? I have no idea.